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ONLY PO​$​ERS DIE

by Exxxtra Crispy

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FORGETTING EVERYTHING! x13
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She doesn’t have a lot to say (but she’s beautiful) She doesn’t have much to do (but she’s beautiful) She doesn’t know that I exist (but she’s beautiful) She won’t even look at you (but she’s beautiful) Her hair looks like unicorn blood and it’s beautiful x3 But who cares She sees the world for what it is (beautiful) I see the world for what it is (less than beautiful) Her hair looks like unicorn blood and it’s beautiful x3 But who cares She try’na to marry and have kids (that’s beautiful) I’ll be buried before it gets (less than beautiful) Her hair looks like unicorn blood and it’s beautiful x3 But who cares
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ALWAYS ANGRY 01:32
Yeah I’m takin’ lots of drugs (cuz I’m always angry!) And I can’t control my lust (cuz I’m always angry!) Yeah I’m looking kinda sus (cuz I’m always angry!) But I don’t give a fuck (cuz I’m always angry!) I’m always angry! x4 Stealin’ shit at the mall (cuz I’m always angry!) I ain’t picking up your call (cuz I’m always angry!) Bogart the 8 ball (cuz I’m always angry!) Fuck votin’ in the fall (cuz I’m always angry!) I’m always angry! x8
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She just wanna ride in a hoopty Little bit of time and a little bit of lucy Feelin’ kinda bluesy Swervin’ down the road I can see the lanes movin’ She just wanna ride in a hoopty Little bit of time and a little bit of lucy Feelin’ kinda bluesy Swervin’ down the road I can see the lanes movin’ Can’t remember what I said last night but I wish I could (but I wish I could) Why does being evil feel so good baby I can’t stop it even though I know I should Probably never gonna grow up But I wish I would (but I wish I would) Why does being evil feel so good Baby I could stop it even though I know I should She just wanna ride in a hoopty Little bit of time and a little bit of lucy Feelin’ kinda bluesy Swervin’ down the road I can see the lanes movin’ She just wanna ride in a hoopty Little bit of time and a little bit of lucy Feelin’ kinda bluesy Swervin’ down the road I can see the lanes movin’ Ecstacy in my hennessy Will you roll with me (will you roll with me) You can ride all night with me I got an open seat (I got an open seat) I got lots of drugs with me You can smoke with me (you can smoke with me) I don’t care what anybody says about you She just wanna ride in a hoopty Little bit of time and a little bit of lucy Feelin’ kinda bluesy Swervin’ down the road I can see the lanes movin’ She just wanna ride in a hoopty Little bit of time and a little bit of lucy Feelin’ kinda bluesy Swervin’ down the road I can see the lanes movin’
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Wake up Throw up It’s just another day I do not know how much more I can take I feel dead and my eyes are red I don’t have the energy to get out of bed I got too many voices in my head And I’m tryin to forget all the things they said I gotta change my life (before I fuck up and die) x3 Met a new girl She don’t want me to die Doing new things I’ve always wanted to try We hangin out having sake and sushi We layin low watching anime movies Now I’m doing better living life less risky And we’re up all night drinkin’ Japanese whisky! I gotta change my life (before I fuck up and die) x3
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It's the FINAL chapter in the TRILLogy that is EXXXTRA CRISPY! Torment, anarchy and lament can only sustain you for so long...RIGHT!? Full of visceral sonic attack, ONLY PO$ERS DIE takes everything you loved about "They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do" and "Endlessly Devastating" and ramps it to 11 on the ol' Rock-O-Meter! Stop fucking around and download it now!

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released November 16, 2018

All Songs Written By Exxxtra Crispy
Produced By Bryan Preston + Dirty Dallas for TVLiFE Entertainment

Dirty Dallas - Vocals, Sax, Guitar and Bass
Bryan Preston - Bass, Guitar, Drums and Vocals
The Aquatic Hitchhiker - Guitar and Vocals
Swish Buckets - Trombone, Vocals, Aux Percussion
Daviid Quiick - Drums

Recorded at Jamarvin's Room in Tempe, AZ
Mixing: Bryan Preston + Dirty Dallas
Mastering: Bryan Preston

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Totally danceable minimalist-pop-power-funk/punk

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