They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do

by Exxxtra Crispy

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released April 20, 2017

All Songs Written By Haylee, Bryan Preston & Ricky

Engineered, Mixed & Mastered At Jamarvin's Room In Tempe, AZ By Bryan Preston For TVLiFE Entertainment (2017)

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Totally danceable minimalist-pop-power-funk/punk

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Track Name: Scumbag
Can't help the world find the answers it needs
Because I'm really fucking pissy, smokin' too much weed
Loud ounce in my leather jacket, eight ball in my briefcase
You don't wanna see me, get the fuck up out my face

I'm a scumbag and feels good
I'm a scumbag in your neighborhood
I'm a scumbag, I wish a motherfucker would...
I'm a scumbag and I don't feel bad

Flying high at a hundred miles an hour
Chardonnay on my breath and I need to take a shower
Got my sunglasses on and I'm watching for pigs
You can leave if you want
Trust me I don't give a shit

I'm a scumbag and feels good
I'm a scumbag in your neighborhood
I'm a scumbag, I wish a motherfucker would...
I'm a scumbag and I don't feel bad

I'm a scumbag, you're a scumbag, we're scumbags and feels good
I'm a scumbag, you're a scumbag, we're scumbags in America
I'm a scumbag, you're a scumbag, we're scumbags
I wish a motherfucker would...
I'm a scumbag, you're a scumbag, we're all scumbags and I don't feel bad
Track Name: What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me?
what the fuck is wrong with me?
when i wake up in the morning
now i can't remember anything
what the fuck is wrong with me?
i know that doin this is dangerous
but i feel drunk & fearless
start the day with straight whiskey
drawing sexual graffiti
smokin in the dirty alleys
of this smelly shitty city
chugging cold PBR
listening to NPR
we do not hang out in bars cuz
we like getting drunk in cars
what the fuck is wrong with me?
i feel old but i'm still
running from responsibilities
what the fuck is wrong with me?
fascinated with inebriation
mixing with imagination
every day's embarrassing
running late for everything
do not interrupt me
when i'm high & i'm concentrating
throwing up in my mouth
five finger discount
eating cheap burritos
nonstop libido
what the fuck is wrong with me?
way too old to be doing this
but way too high to care
what the fuck is wrong with me?
fixing other people's problems
but i'm running from my own
Track Name: Andromeda Will Have Her Revenge On Tempe
smokin on a monday
in my shitty hyundai
feelin like a fat jerk
cuz i don't wanna work
now i'm livin like a slob
cuz i just quit my job
drinkin flat beer for breakfast
& i'm lurking with my dog
smelly midnight creeper
& my car reeks of reefer
other people's stolen junk
in the back of my trunk
pawn it for some cash
get a 40 in a paper bag
mix it with some orange juice
while listening to black flag

I'm hangin with my dog
& doin bad stuff

cruisin down the street
death grips on repeat
make the words come to life
shit is mine all the time
i'm a lazy motherfucker
but i get what i need
now i'm screamin out the window
with Dro barkin next to me
drunken kleptomania
fuckin up your area
finishing the whole bottle
pushing down on the throttle
just tryna have some fun
gettin calls from everyone
gotta get some more booze
now before the day is done

I'm hangin with my dog
& doin bad stuff

if u got some shit
that u don't wanna lose
i'd lock it up for sure
if u look away
we're gonna steal it
& throw it in my car
Andromeda is with me
she's got my back
she'll bite u in the neck
don't fuck with my fucking shit
or we'll fuck u up

I'm hangin with my dog
& doin bad stuff
Track Name: Brain Salad Surgery
DAMN
foxy lady
u drive me crazy
won't u be my baby
yea i just got paid
i wanna take u out
& we can empty my
whole bank account
now u askin me
if u i like u?
DUDE i think i LOVE u
let's go for a ride
then park in the dark
& we can feel each other up
in the back of the car
u extra steezy
makin me feel sleazy
wanna squeeze your hips
while i kiss your lips
be rough with me
girl i don't care
say my name
hold me down
u can grab my hair

do u wanna go downtown?

DAMN
girl please
one kiss & u melted me
u got legs so long
now i'm hypnotized
i'm forever in love with
volcano eyes
we're soaking wet
both covered in sweat
let's roll another spliff
see how high we can get
wanna smoke with u
i gotta whole lotta weed
u can finish this one
while i get on my knees

do u wanna go downtown?